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PUBLIC INTERNET · PURPLE 64 · PLEASE WIPE YOUR FEET
**** COMMODORE 64 BASIC V2 **** [PURPLE DIAL-UP · EST. SOME THURSDAY] 64K RAM SYSTEM 38911 BASIC BYTES FREE (ALSO ONE PORK PIE WITH WINGS — NOT COUNTED TOWARDS RAM) READY. LOAD "PEACHY",8,1 RUN

PEACHY'S INTERNET CUPBOARD
TRAVEL · WEATHER · GAMES · TRIALS · A LITTLE NONSENSE

A small public corner of a home computer — trains and buses, a forecast, a few games, nothing that needs your name.
If a pork pie drifts across the screen, that is simply how we do hospitality here.

◆ TRAINS · ALONG THE VALLEY

ENQUIRING OF THE RAILWAY…
NATIONAL RAIL

◆ BUSES · IN THEORY & IN PRACTICE

CONSULTING THE TIMETABLE OF HOPE…
BUSTIMES.ORG

◆ WEATHER · AS SEEN FROM HERE

TAKING THE AIR…

◆ WORDLE · FIVE LETTERS

A daily purple puzzle with a dark little dictionary. No account required — only nerve, and possibly bad language.

▶ PLAY WORDLE

◆ SKI · TWO QUITE DIFFERENT HILLS

Mental Ski is a fast downhill dodge through pies, badgers and other valley wildlife. Horace Goes Skiing is a fond remake of the old Spectrum game: cross the road, hire the skis, then try not to embrace a tree.

MENTAL SKI HORACE GOES SKIING SHERLOCK HOLMES SINISTER WORDLE

◆ THE PRIVATE LIFE OF SHERLOCK HOLMES

An illustrated adventure drawn from Billy Wilder's film — the ballet, the cut cases, the woman from the river, the loch and the iron fish beneath it. Tap your way through on a phone; the pictures draw themselves as you go.

BEGIN THE MANUSCRIPTS

◆ CEDRIC & THE CHEESE

Cedric keeps a narrowboat at Todmorden and a hole in the larder shaped like cheese. The remedy lives in Hebden Bridge — along the canal, over the hill, or by bus if the knees form a committee. Type what he does. Mind the busker, the goat, and one particularly argumentative nettle.

▶ PLAY CEDRIC & THE CHEESE

◆ TODMORDEN TRIALS

A Trials-style ride through the valley on a peace-sign motorbike. Lean, throttle, clear seven tracks from the canal wharf to Pike Peak — and try not to become modern art in a hedge.

▶ RIDE TODMORDEN TRIALS

◆ SHARED FILES · THE DIGITAL ATTIC

A quiet place to leave files for the household. Login required. Gravy is not a supported file format.

📁 OPEN FILE SHARE WORDLE MENTAL SKI

◆ HOME LAB · ON THE SOFA ONLY

Plex, the blocker, and the rest of the private cupboard stay on the home network. From the public internet you will find only this polite front door.

INTRANET (LAN IP)

◆ THE SILLY DRAWER · INTERNET TREATS

A handful of daft corners of the web. No doom, no politics — only mild nonsense and excellent waste of time.

PURE NONSENSE

Pointer Pointer — it points at your pointer. Always.
Cat Bounce — gravity is optional for cats.
Staggering Beauty — wiggle something rubbery.
Long Dog Challenge — how long is too long?
Checkbox Race — sport for people who click things.
Hacker Typer — mash keys, look brilliant.

ODDLY SATISFYING

Paint.toys — collaborative doodling chaos.
Windows 93 — an OS that should not exist (and does).
Google Doodles archive — tiny games in a logo costume.
Neal.fun — a whole shelf of clever toys.
The Useless Web — randomise yourself into absurdity.
OMFG Dogs — dogs. Rainbow. No notes.

TIME WELL WASTED

Quick, Draw! — doodle; a robot tries its best.
Universal Paperclips — become paperclip destiny.
Orb.Farm — a tiny world in a sphere.
Koalas to the Max — zoom forever into fluff.
Find the Invisible Cow — moo-based navigation.
Smash the Walls — therapeutic demolition.

◆ HANDY LINKS

NORTHERN NATIONAL RAIL BUSES WORDLE MENTAL SKI HORACE CEDRIC TRIALS